"But any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood, and that is what happened to those of Jesus."- H.L.Mencken. So, why am I writing this blog? I think the picture , at left, represents why, in a nutshell. And the sweatmeats are abandoning their confines like maggots oozing from sun swollen roadkill. The same document that allows megachurch World Overcomers Outreach Ministries Church to such public displays of shibboleth (false idol, anyone?), also allows me to quietly tell them to Bend Over And Shove It Back Up Their Collective Asses. Thankfully, that document is not the one alluded to on the new statue- "You shall not covet your neighbour’s house; you shall not covet your neighbour’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbour." If this were the case, I would have cashed in all those empty beer cans I have out back and bought Peggy Noonan, or Ann Coulter, to write this. Yes, bought, not married. I can't remember anything in any of the "Good Books" about being able to beat insubordinate wives to death with a baseball bat. I'm sure it's there, somewhere. I just don't have the attention span to Google it. I'll just wait 'till the video game version of the bible comes out, just like the "Left Behind" books are! I wonder if you make Kirk Cameron shoot Abortionist Doctors or Activist Judges? Headshots for Jeseus! The best part of this statue? IT COST $260,00.00!!! How many people could they have fed (unless the pastor secretly has one of those all-you-can-eat Jeseus fishes)? Maybe the carpenter has returned and his prefered medium is now foam and fiberglass. Or maybe I've missed my calling. If that's the case, I'll get cracking on my own version (photo at right). Wretched refuse, indeed.